Funny & Hilarious Birthday Wishes, Memes & Images

Funny & Hilarious Birthday Wishes, Memes & Images

  1. Happy birthday. It’s wonderful to be young, beautiful and full of energy. Do you remember those times? Best wishes!
  2. Do not take it so tragically – the first hundred years are the hardest! Happy Birthday!
  3. I tell you on this day you do not have to be afraid of getting older. Luckily you can color gray hair again.
  4. Although it is obvious to age, however, it is optional to grow. Happy birthday!
  5. To celebrate your birthday I would have thought of a cruise in the Caribbean. Would you mind watering plants during my absence? Happy birthday!
  6. For your birthday I wanted to give you something fascinating and fun, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life. Best wishes!
  7. Listen, I hate to be the one to tell you, but you have to learn to control the habit of celebrating birthdays. It is scientifically proven that too many birthdays kill. So, take a break.
  8. There is a very intelligent, rich, beautiful and famous person who was born today. Too bad it’s not you. Happy Birthday to you too!
  9. Blow all the candles on your cake, now that you can still count them. Happy Birthday!
  10. So many candles on a cake that’s too small … but do not worry, I called the reinforcements … the firemen are out waiting only for a gesture! Happy birthday!

happy birthday message for the best friend

  1. Do you think you’re special because today is your birthday? This is a total absurdity … you are special every day! Happy Birthday!
  2. Birthdays are good for your health! Scientific studies have shown that people who celebrate more birthdays live longer … Best wishes!
  3. Can you blow off all the candles or should I call the firemen? Happy birthday!
  4. I would like to wish you all of your dreams come true, but I fear that if they come true, I would have nothing else to wish you next year.
  5. Just imagine the things you’d like to hear about your birthday and pretend I told you. Happy birthday!
  6. If you’re going to celebrate your birthday doing unspeakable things you may regret the next morning, call me! Happy birthday!
  7. It’s normal to become quieter with age … it’s not easy to talk while holding your stomach! Best wishes!
  8. The best way to stay young … is lying about age. Happy Birthday!
  9. Do not take it… At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year! Happy Birthday!
  10. I thought I would give you a nice fan, you know how old you are, it becomes a bit difficult to blow off all those candles. Happy Birthday!
  11. For your birthday I would like all your dreams to come true … especially those tall, blond and muscular! Happy birthday!
  12. At this point in your life, you should think of a new beginning. It’s time to start and lie when your age asks you. Happy birthday!
  13. It seems that wisdom comes with age … See? You still do not have the signs of old age! Happy birthday!
  14. Congratulations! You are one more year near to death! Happy Birthday!
  15. I looked for famous quotations, I thought of phrases to effect, I even tried to compose some verses, but I did not find anything suitable for your umpteenth birthday: be happy with the wishes. Happy birthday!
  16. I wanted to give you a gift as big as the number of years that you accomplish but then I would have revealed to everyone your true age so, for now, be happy with a warm affectionate happy birthday!
  17. You should be proud of your age: this year you are wiser, smarter and closer to senior discounts in museums. Happy birthday!
  18. I will not give you my best wishes for not remembering that you are now old, bald and full of wrinkles … but I will give you a very strong hug so as not to make you forget the special person you are! Happy birthday!
  19. Do you remember when we had that fire inside? We still have it. Only now we call it gastritis. Happy birthday!
  20. Time is just a convention invented by men to make women angry. Happy birthday!

how to wish a friend happy birthday

  1. Do you know what your problem is? The more you grow older and the more you make me crazy! Now that I think about it, it’s my problem too! Happy birthday!
  2. Happy birthday! You have a wonderful life, an excellent appearance, and iron health. How could a simple gift compete with all this?
  3. Although I will not be present at your party, let nobody dare touch my slice of cake. Happy birthday!
  4. To toast to your health I ruined my … Happy birthday!
  5. Instead of buying a birthday present, this year I decided to make a donation for the needy … and I really need to redo the wardrobe! Happy birthday!
  6. It’s nice to celebrate with a wise person like you, too mature and give deep importance to such superficial and material things … like gifts! Happy birthday!
  7. The pension is approaching! Happy birthday!
  8. Tonight you’ll be able to dance all night … Oh yes, it’s true, you’re older, good so you’ll be able to watch others dance all night … Oh yes, it’s true you still [ age], so just try to stay awake, it will be good! Happy Birthday!
  9. Today is a special day and a beautiful angel will whisper a “happy birthday” to you. Do not worry, I’ll call you later to whisper it to you.
  10. I have nothing to say. I’m right here for the cake.
  11. A person like you is too important for me to offer a simple birthday card! That’s why you can keep the envelope too!
  12. For a few moments, I thought you did not have a birthday cake. Only after I realized that he was hidden under these tons of candles! Happy Birthday!
  13. Do you know how many people are celebrating their birthday today? At least 16,000,000! Well, you must feel flattered that I’ve chosen your party among all the others! Happy Birthday!
  14. Ah la la, it’s so nice to be healthy, young and full of vitality! Do you remember that period?
  15. Some say that time is a healer! Too bad he is not a beautician! Happy Birthday!
  16. Your white hair worries you! Do not think about it anymore. In a few years, you will not have them anymore. Be patient! Happy Birthday!
  17. I wanted to write you a poem for your birthday but unfortunately, I did not find any word that rhymed with “old debris” … so I wish you a happy birthday simply!
  18. According to my calendar, it is the birthday of someone important today … but I can not know who it is! Could you help me?
  19. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”
  20. I am totally surprised that you are already 30 years old. You look much younger, I think – maximum like 29 1/2. Happy Birthday!

birthday wishes for a coworker friend

  1. If someone calls you old, hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
  2. In the kitchen? On the desk? In front of the fireplace? At your age, it is a great achievement to remember where the car key is! Happy Birthday!
  3. Happy Birthday. You’ve arrived in the metal age: gold teeth, silver hair and lead in your feet. What more do you want?!
  4. All the glaciers of the north pole are melting visibly! Have you already turned on all the candles on the cake?

    funny birthday wishes for a friend

  5. For each passing year, the trees form a new ring by adding fabric around the circumference … does it remind you of something? Happy birthday … and do not eat too much cake!
  6. Oooops !! I forgot to give you a nice fan, you know, at your age, turn off all those candles is becoming … challenging! Happy birthday!

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